Things My Sister Says: Vol. 1

1 Feb

Most of the people reading this (which is code for all of them) know me and, thus, know my sister. If you don’t, well, she’s a 19 year old who is consistently hilarious. Most of the time, it’s intentional. Other times, it’s even funnier.

Is that the thing that caused the war?” – confusing the Big Bang Theory with another big bang, the explosion in Hiroshima.

They think he’s a God! It’s just like when Celia Cruz died” – while watching yet another Michael Jackson tribute.

Did you see that?! He just grabbed Mary J. Blige by the waist! How did he know where her waist was? He’s not really blind… I love him, but he’s not blind.” – watching Andrea Bocelli perform with Mary J. Blige.

My God, Whitney Houston’s bangs are huge!” – referring to Jennifer Hudson during the Grammys.

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